Fax roulette, and other assorted updates

I believe our old uber all in one print/fax/copy machine exacted its revenge for kicking it to the curb by sabotaging our fax line.  In the days of its paper chewing tyranny, fax transmittal was never a problem.  Now that we have a new, innovative machine (okay we bought it used and it’s probably now considered “obsolete” by printer salespeople) our fax line is clogged with static making sending and receiving a vague maybe.  Sending our office a fax? Hope it wasn’t important…

 Yesterday I succumbed to the death by Taco Bell craving that I had been avoiding for months.  Was it glorious in its artery clogging, questionable ingredient wonder? Yes.  Did my intestines writhe in agony after its consumption?  Also yes.  It was worth it… I think.

 Still no news on the job front… meh…

I would like to work in an office building that has anti door-to-door solicitor features.  No, I don’t want to buy Mariner’s tickets.  No, I’m not interested in your made in Taiwan gizmo.  No, I’m not interested in hearing your promotional offer.  Bring in some questionable contraband… and maybe we’ll talk.